How we got here
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October 2019
Met at a friend's badly organised bonfire. One of us brought the wrong sparklers. The other brought hot dogs. That settled it.
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March 2020
Moved in together. First shared purchase: a hot dog roller. Still going.
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Summer 2022
Got a dog. His name is Bruce. He is a dachshund. He is coming. He will be wearing a bun.
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September 2025
Asked, on a hill, in the rain, with a hot dog. Said yes before the question finished.
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This bit. There will be hot dogs.